Aaarrrrghhhhhh! Drudge, Faucks, and the rest of the media are orgasming.

ROMNEY WINS IL...
'ALMOST THERE'...
ELECTION RESULTS...
TOTAL DELEGATES...
TOTAL POPULAR VOTE...
JEB ENDORSES MITT...
'TEA PARTY' BACKS...
TEAM WORK: Obama HQ briefs Romney's press corps?