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A page from Big Fur Hat’s Big Book of Bird Brains at RIGHTNETWORK
Text by G. Vanderleun
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Species: Massive Bill Vulture (Scumsukingus Pigus)
Habitat: Casinos, union halls, and wherever fine graft is served
Voice: The faint susurration common to all fork-tongued reptiles. Amplified.
Diet: Livers of American children yet unborn.
Range: Assisted living facilities from Georgetown to Reno.