Obama Does DC

Congrats to the winners of the I Own the World Celebrity and Politician Adult Entertainment Names award ceremony.

And the winners are!

1)   Barack does DC – Commissar Abe

2)  John Edwards in “From Here to Paternity” – Horrorman 18

3 )  Bill Clinton in “Diddler on the Roof” – Merry Poppet

4) ” Barack Obama – The Fresh Prince of  Bill Ayers” – Groucho Marxist

5)  Larry Sinclair in “Play Mister for Me” – Call me Lenny

6)  Kathy “Fire Pie” Griffin in “Mud Flaps for Pickups” – Debbie

7)  Naughty Pelosi in “Leatherface – The DC Taxpayer Massacre” – Merry Poppet

8)  Reid Obama and Pelosi star in The Bad, The Worse, & The Ugly – Merry Poppet

9)  Joe Bite Me in “That’s an F ‘n big deal” – Cakes

10)  It’s anything goes with Barney Frank as Fannie Mae in “Swindler’s Lisp” – Chalupa

Tonight we’re getting crazy

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Friday night — tonight — we are getting crazy.

It’s the FIRST ever contest competition Awards Ceremony on The Andrea Shea King Show.  (and depending… hmmm, it could be our last.)

Big Fur Hat at our favorite hangout has appointed “moi” the arbiter of bad….er, good taste in an ADULTS ONLY ribald competition titled:

“Assign a porn industry name to a politician or celebrity!”

More than 500 entries have been submitted.   Ooh la la!  Am I up to the task?  Well… in the words of a certain maligned Alaskan, “You betcha!”. And with the able assistance of our “First Dude”, radio show producer Dave “ThirdWaveDave“, we’ve plowed thru ‘em and come up with the TOP TEN winnahs.

Here’s the backstory… Big Fur Hat of I Own the World concocted another one of his crazy contests for his creative comedic readers:

“What would be the porn industry name for erstwhile politicians or celebrities?

(If you want to add a movie title that is a play on words of an existing movie, make it good. Un-brevity will be your undoing!)

This has the potential to be extremely “ribald.”

And oh my!  What they’ve come up with!  Mon dieu!

So tonight at 9, listen in to find out whose naughty submission will be the winner of a grab bag of items from Noble War Prize.

The winner will be encouraged to call in and take a few phone calls and explain their comedy writing process.  Big Fur Hat will be sitting in with us and we’ll do the countdown together, take some phone calls, and maybe have a few surprise guests.

The contest ended at noon today. To view the entries, click here. WARNING! Not safe for workplace viewing.

Here is the link to listen in on the show.

Call-in Number: (646) 478-4604

WARNING!  ADULTS ONLY!  PUT THE KIDS TO BED BEFORE 9.

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